1) Aap ke Jaanisaar...
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar...Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai...Mujhse tanhaiyo me...,
Tum na ghabrao...Yaar saath hum bhi hai..!!
2) Jara toh aankh khule..Hum hosh me toh aaye.
Hum apne aap me toh aaye.
Hazaar sajde kiye raat-raat bhar hum,
Jo dil saaf na ho..
Kya jamee pe noor aaye..!!
3) Judai aapki rulati rahegi, Yaad aapki aati rahegi, Palpal jaan jati rahegi.
Jab tak hai is jism me jaan, Har saans rishte nibhati rahegi...
4) Kbhi sochte h ek GULAB bhej de,
Kbhi chahte h pura BAAG bhej de,
ja Rhe ho agar Aap sone ko to Dil krta h,
Apki PALKO me ek PYARA SA KHWAB bhej de..Gud Nite
5) Wo muskura rahe hai hume tanha chod kar"
Kiye huye saare waado ko tod kar"
Unke siva kahi dil lagta bhi nahi_
Ab kya karenge hum apne toote huye dil ko jod kar"
6) Khud Ko Phone laga ke Kabhi Dekha hai?
Engage Tone ayega..
Niyamo ka Lekha hai.
Duniya Se Milne Me Sab Mast He,
Khud Se Milne Ki Sari line vyast hai. .
7) Kitno ko jigar ka zakhm seete dekha
Dekha jise khoone dil hi peete dekha
Ab tak rote the marnewalo ko aur ab
Hum ro diye jab kisi ko jeete dekha
8) Teri baaten hi sunane aaye
Dost bhi dil hi dukhane aaye
Phool khilte hai to hum sochte hai
Tere aane ke zamane aaye
Ab to rone se bhi dil dukhta hai
Shayad ab hosh thikane aaye
9) Ikk kahani hai hazaaro'n saal purani.
Husn
or
Mohabat
aapas mein Dost the
1 raat 2no saath the k itney mein chand nikal aaeya.
Mohabat ne chand ki tarif suru kr di,yeh baat husan ko achi nahi lagi, usne Mohabat ki ankhen noch li.Bas,usi din se mohabat andhi ho gai aur husan jalim ban
geya.
10) Chand ko bheja hai pehredaar ,Taron ko saupa hai nigrani ka kaam, Raat ne zari kiya hai farmaan,Sare sweet dreams bas apke naam...
Gud Nite.
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