The wonderful cure

A WOMAN comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband: Remember
those headaches I've been having all these years? Well,they're gone.

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies: "Margie referred me to a hypnotist He told me to
stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have
a headache, I do not have a headache."I do not have a headache.' It
worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband replies: "Well, that is wonderful."

His wife then says: "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the
hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband
comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her
into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says: "Don't move. I'll
be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like
never before.

His wife says: "Boy that was wonderful!"

The husband says: "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back
into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the
first time.The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband
again says: "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back
in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in
the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror saying:

"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"

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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.

This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep
smiling, it improves your face value...