1) Gam nahi waha jaha ho fasana tera,Khushiya dhundti rahe aashiyana tera,Wo waqt hi na aaye jab tu udas ho,Ye duniya bhula na sake muskurana tera..
2) "Tujhe bholkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yehi ek wada nibha payenge hum, Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..
3) Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi...
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi...
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi... Tanhai hi milegi !
4) Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai'
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...
5) UNHE KISSA-E-GAM SUNATE SUNATE
KATI RAATEIN AANSU BAHATE BAHATE
KAHI BUJH NA JAYE CHIRAAG-E-TAMANNA
CHIRAAG-E-MOHABBAT JALAATE JALAATE
KISSI KO KHABAR HI NAHI LUT GAYAA HU
MOHABBAT KI DUNIYA BASATE BASAATE
KEHDE KOI UNSE.....
WO KHUD BAAZ AAYE APNE SITAM SE
HUM THAK GAYE HAIN MANATE MANATE.
6) Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,jise lamho ki kitab or yaado ka covar kehate hai,yahe wo subjaet hai jise log friendship kahte hai.
7) Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne...Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne...Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne....
8) Baho me lelo mujhko ki tanha hu mai,dhadkan me basalo mujhko ki tanha hu mai,tum nai to jahan me kuch hi nahi,mujh me samaa jao k tanha hu mai
9) kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui
10) Muskurate rahe sada aap hazaro k bich, jaise hasta hai ful baharo k bch, Roshan rahe chehara aapka sada, jaise roshan hai chand sitar k bich
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