The secret behind the T20 World Cup Victory !!!!!

In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to

you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys have
produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We welcome you to share
the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two great
teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would say the main reason and man behind
this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play in
the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he
could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs
from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to
prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final...
he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting confused!"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to get confused... he has failed Sehwag in the
fitness
test and so we managed to pick a good playing team..
thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high... infact its
better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to
Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so much
respect for the seniors....and you ...."

Dhoni interrupts.... "Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in
the Group matches if
they decided to play in the series... thank god they opted out and we
managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a single
mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake
has costed the game and won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and that's the end of the great
Twenty-20 world cup...