The donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race
and it won again.

The local paper read: * PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

*The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S
ASS.*

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the
donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:* NUN
HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN* .

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold
it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read: * NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
*
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read *: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
*
Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

*MORAL OF THE STORY???
*
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and
even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about
everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.

This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep
smiling, it improves your face value...