Mandela & Bush

Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,croissants,

toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts
a conversation:
Bush: "You South Africans eat the whole bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."
Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, re-bake them
into croissants and sell them to South Africa."
Mandela: "Oh Really?"
Bush: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."
Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don't. In the
States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left
over's into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to South Africa ."
Mandela: "Do you have sex in America?"
Bush: "Of course we do."
Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"
Bush: "Throw them away of course."
Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.

Nothing in this world is IMPOSSIBLE as the word is "I M POSSIBLE".

LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE.

This is the reality of life. It depends how you treat it. Be Positive. Keep
smiling, it improves your face value...